The Ultimate iPad Killer Is Finally Here
It’s the PC. No, not that PC. I’m talking about the Paper Clip.
Everyone is trying to find the next iPad killer. The point is, it’s an exercise in futility. Those comparisons are like – well, let me show you…
Unpleasant Pleasantries
Twisting the knife with a turn of phrase.
We do all kinds of silly things under the pretense of respecting others. Especially in the workplace. We have developed all kinds of pleasantries of phrase that are, in reality, not very pleasant at all.
The Snow Chains From Hell
No, they don’t go on that way.
Being an intelligent former Californian, I knew that, when I moved to Washington state, there would be this thing called winter. In California, winter consists of a couple of rain storms that break-up the monotony of sunshine and trips to the beach. Washington, I knew, would be different.
Star Wars and Plastic Surgery
George Lucas has made so many changes that Star Wars is the equivalent of Joan Rivers’ face.
People should be allowed to age gracefully. Plastic surgery ruins that. It takes perfectly decent-looking people and turns them into Heath Ledger’s Joker.
Steve Jobs: Don’t Rest In Peace
Somehow, that usual phrase doesn’t fit the creative tycoon.
Don’t worry, it’s not like it sounds – There’s a point to be made, here…
My Fake Heart-Attack
My super-fun journey through the health-care system.
So, I was sitting quietly and minding my own business, when my chest started to hurt. At first, it was just a bit of discomfort – Then, all hell broke loose.
