Fuck Is A Shitty Adjective

Fuck Is A Shitty Adjective

Is That all you’ve got?

Why has the F-word become the primary explicative in a world full of perfectly good descriptive language? There are so many more interesting choices in the english language, why must we fall back to this word time and again?

I Ruined Adam Sandler’s Career

I Ruined Adam Sandler’s Career

I’m very sorry. I didn’t mean to do it. Please forgive me.

If there was some way to turn back the clock, and do it all differently, then maybe this calamity wouldn’t have occurred. It may have been ages ago, but the effects are rippling through time…