On Being Totally Irrelevant
Do you consider me too old to be cool? Doesn’t matter, since you are not paying attention to me because you consider me too old to be cool. Get it?
I’ve Been Replaced By A Space Alien
The Proof Is Staring Me In The Face
In case you haven’t noticed, there is something very wrong with me…
Hominoid Behind The Wheel
A Cautionary Tale About Rear-View Mirrors.
5 Tips For Reading This Article
Stick with it and you’re sure to finish.
A Google search for “5 tips on” will get you tons of articles. So I want to cash in on that traffic action. Read me, I’m an egotist.
Fuck Is A Shitty Adjective
Is That all you’ve got?
Why has the F-word become the primary explicative in a world full of perfectly good descriptive language? There are so many more interesting choices in the english language, why must we fall back to this word time and again?
I Ruined Adam Sandler’s Career
I’m very sorry. I didn’t mean to do it. Please forgive me.
If there was some way to turn back the clock, and do it all differently, then maybe this calamity wouldn’t have occurred. It may have been ages ago, but the effects are rippling through time…
