I Ruined Adam Sandler’s Career

I’m very sorry. I didn’t mean to do it. Please forgive me.

If there was only some way to turn back the clock, and do it all differently, then maybe this calamity wouldn’t have occurred. It may have been six years ago, but the effects are rippling through time…

Fuck Is A Shitty Adjective

Come on people, is this all you’ve got?

Why has the F-word become the primary explicative in a world full of perfectly good descriptive language? There are so many more interesting choices in the english language, why must we fall back to this word time and again?

Kicking AT&T To The Curb

Freedom never tasted so sweet.

So, my family has been in prison. Cell phone prison. We had iPhones with AT&T. That’s enough of that. The world is evolving, and cell plans are not.

Unpleasant Pleasantries

Twisting the knife with a turn of phrase.

We do all kinds of silly things under the pretense of respecting others. Especially in the workplace. We have developed all kinds of pleasantries of phrase that are, in reality, not very pleasant at all.

The Snow Chains From Hell

No, they don’t go on that way.

Being an intelligent former Californian, I knew that, when I moved to Washington state, there would be this thing called winter. In California, winter consists of a couple of rain storms that break-up the monotony of sunshine and trips to the beach. Washington, I knew, would be different.